2011-04-06

昨晚我插错了洞

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老外就是无敌,天下第一神曲:昨晚我插错了洞。

歌词:

I took her on a date things seemed so bright 昨晚和她约会,感觉良好
I knew I would not need my youporn tonight 看来今晚我不用靠youporn打手枪了
We go to her place and we fooled around 当我们回到她家时,我们就互相调情
We throw all our clothes to the ground 我们把衣服脱下 丢到地上
We begin as she turns out the lights 她一关灯我们就开始冲刺
I start but feel something so very extra tight 当我开始“插”时,感觉非常的紧
I hear her cry and I see her frown 我听到她轻声的叫喊,看着她眉头一皱
I look at the condom it is all brown 低头看着拔出来的套套 全是:屎 -黄- 色

Last night I stuck it in the wrong hole 昨晚,我插错了洞。。。。。
I’m so sorry from the bottom of my soul我发自内心深处的和你道歉
Cause I stuck it in the wrong hole 因为我插错了洞

Try some preparation H it’ll make you feel better 抹一些preparation H(止痛药)也许你会舒服一点。
In my defense those holes are so close together 我只能说那两个洞实在太靠近了。。。
Oh baby baby don’t feel defiled 哦。。。宝贝。。不要觉得被弄脏了。
It’s a common accident during doggy style 这种意外在小狗式里很常见啊。。。。。。

It was so dark I couldn’t see so good 灯光暗淡使我视线模糊。。
I had no idea where I put my wood我也不知道为啥我会把我的阿里山神木放到那。。
I want to make things better want to make it alright 我希望能够弥补挽回这一切
If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night ( I’d rather if she didn’t) 愿意的话你可以戴一个假 老 二 捅 我一整晚

Last night I stuck it in the wrong hole 昨晚,我插错了洞。。。。。
I’m so sorry from the bottom of my soul 我发自内心深处的和你道歉

I never ever want to make you feel hurting 我从没打算让你受伤难过。
I guess that’s why God made that hole not for inserting 我想那就是上帝不让我们 插 屁眼的原因
Tell me how you feel baby please don’t pause 宝贝请别犹豫告诉我你的想法
Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ 现在我明白在HBO节目里肛肛好的感受
Maybe take some advit your pain it will fix 也许你吃一点advit(止痛药)会好一点
From the way you are walking you can compete in the special olympics 看你走路的样子都能参加特殊奥运会了
If this was Alabama we would be on trial 要是在Alabama州,我们早就被送审受训了
That’s how my mom took my temperature when I was a child 而我老妈在我小的时候就是这样帮我量体温

I’ve got a confession and I think you wont mind 你应该不介意我向你坦白
I kinda liked when you put it in my behind 我还蛮喜欢你插我的菊花
I don’t know baby I’m no Sodomite 我不知道,宝贝,我不是一名鸡奸爱好者
Can’t we just try it again tonight? 那我们今晚可以再试一次吗?

Alright! 好。。

Every night I stick it in the wrong hole 每天晚上。我都插错了洞
It’s so much fun and we don’t need no birth control 玩起来更有趣,还不需要避孕
When we stick it in the wrong hole.当我们插错了洞。。。

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  1. 至强啊!